June 2009
2 posts
Push Mah Buttons
Push Mah Buttons, the collaborative craft effort of a friend Jaimie and me, recently received blog recognition for our Newspaper Necklace. Check it out: http://kzmface.blogspot.com/
I don't even tumble, but I couldn't resist...
me: It's okay. You just have to sleep on sperm sheets now
Tiffany: nothing i haven't done before
December 2008
6 posts
Barn?
I find it interesting how Pottery Barn and Dress Barn achieve very divergent images despite the overlap in word choice…
Pregaming
Me: Can we drink multiple cups of coffee in a row
And then dance
J: Yes please.
Me: Okay
Coming soon
I already started.
J: pregaming without me?!
Really? →
Daily Candy said this was a good idea. Specifically, it told the people who subscribe to the DC edition of Daily Candy that this was a good idea. I don’t think they respect us…
What Not to Wear
I’m slowly realizing that I’ve seen every episode of What Not to Wear ever.
It could be worse…I could have seen every episode of Gossip Girl, Gilmore Girls, and Sex in the City ever.
Oh…wait…
One Full Day
December 12, 2008
Dear Quarter System,
I have been home one full day. I’ve already updated my resume, researched grad schools, helped my mom apply to college, and watched four episodes of Gossip Girl in this one day.
I know that tomorrow I’m going to New York and that I start work again next week. I am excited for that, but why did you bring me back NOW when all of my friends are...
Retractable?
Me: Hey, are you at the door?
T: I'm in your room!
Me: Wait, but how did you get in?
T: I used my retractable unicorn horn!
Me: We really should get better security here.
T: But really there was nothing you could have done to stop me
November 2008
1 post
Test
That’s right